Rob Osborn:The Nacle's Own Karl Pilkington
[4:49 AM | 9 comments ]

In between reinterpreting various well-established doctrines of salvation, one of the Bloggernacle's newest additions has determined, through the sheer force of his intellect, that nuclear reactors and thermonuclear bombs do not in fact work. He has also decided there will be electric guitars in heaven, having received much solace from Pink Floyd's drug distorted opus. Which leads us to welcome Rob as the Nacle's own version of Karl Pilkington.

9 comments

Rob Osborn said... @ March 20, 2006 at 6:47 AM

Thanks for the nice comments, I will surely cherish them forever!

Snarkimus Prime said... @ March 20, 2006 at 7:15 AM

No, Rob, thank you for disarming all the Nucular beweaponed rogue nations of the world who threaten our piece to destruct.

Anonymous said... @ March 20, 2006 at 11:47 AM

Don't forget Rob's creative reading of D&C 138 that led him to conclude that, "of coarse," individuals in the Telestial Kingdom can be movin' on up to higher realms.

Rob Osborn said... @ March 20, 2006 at 12:38 PM

Where did this whole thing of nuclear weapons disarming come from?

My reading of 138 has to do with ordinances are required for Telestial heirs.

Funyy how people interpret things out of context.

I guess I shouldn't blog about my UFO encounter, people would think I was an alien.......oh, they already do, eh eh!

Anonymous said... @ March 20, 2006 at 1:42 PM

If you think that D&C 138 says anything at all about people in the Telestial Kingdom, then it is a misreading. That vision deals only with people in spirit prison--it is all about pre-resurrection preaching to the dead.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ March 20, 2006 at 5:52 PM

Rob, thermonuclear reactors and bombs convert matter to energy, that is what they do. So, for you to determine that it is impossible to do so is to disarm all nations which have those weapons. Get it?

Rob Osborn said... @ March 20, 2006 at 9:59 PM

Anonymous,

Maybe you should read 138 again because it specifically is talking about the wicked and rebellious in spirit prison who will go on to inherit the Telestial & Terrestrial kingdoms.

Snarkernacle,
My whole point in my post is that energy IS matter! Energy takes up space and has mass because it is matter. I was not refering to a nuclear reaction or bombs.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ March 21, 2006 at 5:54 AM

Rob, if that was what you are trying to say then you clearly did not do a good job at it.

Anonymous said... @ March 21, 2006 at 9:30 AM

Off coarse Robb. Yoo arr wright.

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