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fmhMels is worried about her daughter riding in cars with boys, and prefers she ride the bus.

Yes, there's nothing safer than quality, affordable, clean public transportation and the respectable citizens of Salt Lake who utilize UTA!









Then again I was once a teenage boy. She's probably safer on the bus.

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Background here, and a comical attempt at solo Internet journalism here (note: it helps if you can actually get in the room to cover the story).


Caption: Mrs. N.I.M.B.Y. of Phoenix, discussing her concerns of increased traffic in the neighborhood.

SN Commentary: Mrs. N.I.M.B.Y., you have nothing to worry about. Most temple patrons are very courteous and cautious drivers. You just have to watch out, oh, about 10 minutes before the last session of the day begins. And, when that last session ends and everyone's trying to make it to Dairy Queen before they close.



Caption: These hats are available for purchase on his Etsy shop.

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Day of our sealing. Outdoor reception planned. My DH's ex-gf had been fasting for "moisture". That wench.

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Me at the half-time performance during the BYU men's basketball game. The timing was great, I ran home after to breastfeed my baby.

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I wasn't feeling well, so the Relief Society brought me dinner.

It's called "God Be With You 'Till We Meat Again". It contains ground Beef, topped with 2 pepperoni logs, stuffed with Cheez Whiz, topped with a layer of bacon, topped with a layer of molten mozzarella cheese slices, topped with more bacon, topped with meatballs and served with brown gravy.

Later that night I checked into the E.R.

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Forget the wedding luncheon. The reception isn't until 7pm tonight, so we're off to the hotel "to take a nap".

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Last month, Times and Seasons got desperate for content and started a new series called A Mormon Image. One or two readers have sent in images from their lives, and it’s led to some very good discussions, the latest racking up a grand total of 6 comments, one of which was some desperate guy looking to hook up with the subject of the photo.

Now FMH is on the Kaimi bandwagon and letting readers come up with the content so the permas don't have to.

Some bonehead suggested bringing the series to SN as well, and I think that’s a heckuvan idea. SN has a vast community of lazy participants, and the series offers a chance for members of the community to highlight pictures that show their cynical side and frustration with Bloggernacle aristocracy. So we’d like to launch a third-cousin-by-marriage series, A [Rejected] Mormon Image.

We hope that this series will allow us to showcase images that illustrate humor and sarcasm in the life of the Mormon suffering through the Bloggernacle.

All images should be sent to SnarkTeam (at) gmail (dot) com .

Rules: Who gives a rat's.

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Striking out at Beth Palmer of the Deseret News (the "biased 'news' source") mfranti says, Nuh uh! Man, I feel like a woman! She's not into all that bra burning, man-do's or all sex is rape stuff. Feminists don't want to be men! Then she asks her sistahs to back her up:

I could say much on this subject but I think you guys could do a better job.

We gotchya Mels. ;) Loud and clear.