Everyone active in the church knows the real reason people go inactive from the church is because of some sin, right? Well, Nedward reveals his: Gambling. Only its not gambling with money, its a kind of nihilistic gambling, where a lifetime becomes your "eternity" and an afterlife of annihilation is the bitter aftertaste of a lifetime spent worrying about something that doesn't exist.
We here at SN Industries LTD. had no idea Ned was into Dashboard Confessional and Taking Back Sunday, but he apparently is. Come on Ned, stop listening to that emo crap. Drop kick Pyrrhonism, and get all postpositivist on us, pop with some Popper and slap some Brazillian Bossa Nova in the tape deck, will you?
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Love the picture and caption. Best two written words in the 'naccle this week.
Oh, good, I am glad someone found that amusing besides me. I was feeling a bit too nrrrdy there for a moment.
Ha! I didn't read the caption closely until cantinflas pointed it out.
Aw, shucks, Snarky, it's just nice that someone reads my posts.
The caption was the best part Ned! I am crushed you didn't read it at first, but relieved you did in the end.
Obligatory Lebowski quote:
"Nihilists! F**k me. I mean, say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos!"
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