Susan M, Statistical Outlier

Mormons always like to talk about being saviors of people in doing all of this vicarious ordinance work and missionary work and stuff. But, in the Bloggernacle, there is no doubt in my mind that Susan M is the one sparing all of us of the wild and crazy things that can happen daily, and yet don't, because they all happen to her. Its like when Garp bought the house the plane had just crashed into because he knew it was pre-disastered. I know with Susan M around, the odds of something unpredictable happening in my life are statistically miniscule, so I feel safe knowing she is here protecting us all from the vagaries of life.