M* Vainly Attempts to Make Bloggernacle Respectable

Great! Now Millennial Star, Champions of Orthodoxy and all things CES, is trying to make the Nacle respectable by having actual for-real people of noteworthy interest participate. First, BCC gets experienced, articulate, published writers involved, and now this! Come on people, the Nacle is for wild speculation and adamantly opinionated, totally uninformed people who reject rationale discourse in any guise. You M* bourgeoise are discriminating against all of the current Nacle Bloggers by bringing these informed, reasoned, thoughtful deep-thinkers around. We will not stand for this! Summon Flame War! Bash their heads in!