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Sometimes the open nature of the interweb results in things that simply make reason stare. Then again, it makes my job so, so easy. Oh, yeah, did I mention a Manitou has posessed the Loch Ness Monster and it is running amok in Lake George, NY? I hear Nessie is slated to be exorcised by Bat Boy!