Mormon Personality Matrix:MS Paint Clears Up Everything

Apparently spurred by this conversation on BCC (and failing to give props--BOO!), Julie M. Smith at T&S decides to champion an alternative from "a very bright friend in Wisconsin" (Why soil your hands by posting to BCC? Eeew!). The presentation itself is rather hackneyed, so when she talks about the friend being very bright, she simply must be talking about the stunning representation of the Personality Matrix, rendered lovingly in stunning 16 color bitmapped glory. OK, maybe not. Maybe its the "Blue lines are cold wars, and red lines are hot wars" insight. No? Alright, then I am genuinely confused. I mean, Julie is usually so astute about these things.