Blather of Heathens Generates Bird Cage Liner

Guess what? The people behind Blather of Heathens, most of which have apologized repeatedly and insisted they are sorry, are in fact "secretly proud of [their] art". What a surprise, their apologies are as sincere and deep as their blog. Anyway, the good news is their deceitful enterprise has resulted in the death of a few more trees in the production of puppy housetraining litter. Enjoy your 15 minutes of infamy kids. Honestly though, I expected Dastardly DKL to be fatter.