Adam clearly wasn't paying attention to anything going on at Church on Sunday. Instead, he was thinking deep thoughts about important things where Mormons really need to do a lot better on. Especially all of you who bring books to Church, when you should be interacting with all of those interesting people, whom he likens to grapes. Um, Adam, being "a connoisseur of character", one would think you would learn to appreciate the book-toting introverts who find banal conversation about BYU football games a waste of time, so they use the idle time at Church to work on their bookpile.
But, we all know what Adam really meant to say! He wants to crush all slacker liberal Mormons who read Signature Books instead of listening to him like grapes beneath his heel, so he can drink of the wine of his wrath over how apostate they are. Admit it Adam, you would if you could.
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Banal conversation about BYU football? No such thing. I should have known the snarker was a pencil-necked geek! (Oh why oh why didn't I believe the picture??)
So anyone who doesn't like BYU football is a pencil-necked geek? Maybe they just don't like the gross hypocrisy of having a jerk like Jim McMahon playing at a Church university while breaking every Honor Code/Code of Conduct rule, constantly getting away with it because they want to win football games. PUKE!
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