Redelfs Awakes Fellow High Priests from Slumber

High Priest afternoon nap time was recently thrown into disarray by John W. Redelfs "teaching perfect doctrine". The "normally pretty passive [i.e., sleeping] group of high priests" were angered by Redelf's loud preaching and vigorous table thumping with clenched fist, which awoke them from an otherwise normal High Priest's Group meeting. Some of those aroused were incensed over having been woke and mumbled their disapproval, only to be lambasted for preaching false doctrine against the Brethren. The napping apostates returned to their slumbers shortly thereafter, and peace once again ensued.