Blather of Heathens:Mari Opens Neighbor's Package

Struggling for relevance, trying to tie up loose ends, Mari/Allison decides to go ahead and open that package destined for her non-existant neighbor. Only it turns out to be a big dream sequence, and, so, the contents of the package are actually something she has been praying about for years. Natch, she doesn't tell us whats in it, since she needs to flog the dead horse a bit longer. That leaves us guessing. I think its a 10lb box of Godiva Chocolates myself. Or, maybe, a big box of Snore-Stop and Breathe Right strips for her faux husband Scott. I know the anticipation is killing me here.

Thx anonymous self-promoting e-mail tipster.