Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match...

The venerable annegb is trying to set up her oldest daughter, not the recently married "buttgold", with Septimus, the wild-eyed enigma at Banniker of Heaven. If Septimus was a real person, and not the fictional metacharacter of a yet-to-be-outed Nacler, then things could probably work out, given annegb's description. annegb was overheard saying, "I finally got rid of Buttgold, now I need to dispose of Ms. Tattbutt so when I snap and kill my husband there aren't any witnesses."