Bloggernacle Spawns Secret Combinations

A number of select, elite Naclers...or should we call them "Bloggernaclites"?...have joined in small covert groups, one in Rockville, MD and one in Pentagon City, VA. Secret whispers reveal the purpose of these groups is to undermine the Federal Government, promote a more Contemporary and Streamlined form of Mormonism as "Orthodox", talk about how interesting they are in and of themselves, and exchange jello salad recipes. FBI Wiretaps caught the initial meetings and revealed they were, in fact, quite boring and not a threat to national security.