Former Mormon Enjoys Indulging Self
[5:20 AM | 2 comments ]

Hey, guess what? If you stop attending Church and no longer observe the Sabbath, you have more free time to indulge yourself and pursue personal gratification! NO WAY! Yes, its true. Why selflessly serve anyone other than yourself doing something unpalatable, when you can while away the time watching TV, window shopping at the Mall, reading the latest novel in Oprah's Book of the Month club, or just flat out laying around doing absolutely nothing?

2 comments

NFlanders said... @ October 5, 2005 at 11:55 PM

I wasn't aware that sitting in church for three hours qualified as selfless service. Thanks, SnarkerNacle.

A couple more priesthood meetings and I'm guaranteed Terrestrial or higher.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ October 6, 2005 at 4:32 AM

Since you usually only attend Sacrament Meeting and then sneak off, how is that even three hours? Trying to out snark the snarker? I was referring to the onerous callings the original article in question was referring to.

p.s. thanks for the link.

Post a Comment