Sympathy for the DKL

You know, I totally love this guy. I mean, here is someone who embraces his self-love the same way I do, fully. Some might bad mouth the guy, but not me. Ever. I totally identify with him. I mean, I would leave the Church too if Brigham came back from the dead and told me to get rid of my jeans. I mean, no way. I look so good in them. I am sure DKL looks good in his too, but nowhere near as good as me, I mean, come on. Yeah, some might say DKL and I are worldly because of something like that. But, I got to tell you, I am the world, so it just is not a matter of "in" or "out" of it. I am it. Yeah, me in my jeans, looking so good, all the time. Work it.