Tracy M, is the high priestess of the porcelain goddess. The tips she offers are invaluable, so we recommend a thorough read and some practice runs, so you will be in top form for the big day when a command performance is required.
I don't know about you, but I am going to go get a pork sandwich, some poutine and a strawberry milkshake for lunch. MmmmmHmmmmm... blllllaaaaarggggghhh!
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YA, STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE SOUNDS GOOD NOW....BUT IF YOU EVER HAVE TO SCRAPE PINK VOMIT WITH A HINT OF STRAWBERRY SCENT FROM YOUR CARPET WITH A SPATULA ,YOU'LL THINK TWICE!
Hrm. The snarker who wrote this post must be a man.
I can't say I experienced anything near like she did, but for the first 4 months, well, at 4 months I weighed less than I did at conception (and no, I did not weigh myself right at the "moment" lol!).
Any woman who has been pregnant and paid homage to the porcelain god (hrm, I think it's no accident we imbue this "god" with a male personality . . . ) would understand.
Of course, puke is very snarkworthy, I suppose. I actually applaud discussion of such things because they are so often discouraged (both the discussion of and the actual experience, it's not like she's bulimic and doing it on purpose, and even if she WAS bulimic, that's an illness itself, and would need help).
I guess instead of s$%^ happens, in this case, it's p$%^ happens.
Puke, I'm your father . . . you don't know the power, of the flush side . . .
Um. My silliness is in full swing, I guess.
And I say ditto, on vomiting cold things. Caramel praline Iceberg shake, with extra pralines. Still cold. I can never go to that Smith's parking lot near the Iceberg and not feel it again. Ugh. Hee, there's s'more yuck factor, for ya.
We are not men, we are Devo.
You write an awful lot about puke there, honey, and you are a womyn.
What's devo?
LAlalalala...you must WHIP IT!
Yup, that's my DH in the first comment. If ever there was a man deft at cleaning up emesis, it is he. He came up with the "spatula" method on his own.
Oh, and Snarker, that's the BEST title EVER!
High Priestess of the Porcelain Goddess. Im so proud!
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