Hey everyone, we here at the SnarkerNacle want to thank all of you for being as crass, rude, irritable, sarcastic and as angry as we are. And, as such, we won "Best New Blog of the Year", which is actually kind of neato. I mean, who wouldn't want to win all the free canned extra sweet corn they can eat for a year?
We'd like to thank Joaquin Phoneix for having a frog come out of his head, and Lindsay Lohan for being a pathologically lying bulemic, and Britney Spears for loving Cheetos, and Kevin FeDERRRline for having a keen ear for great new tracks. Hawt New K-Fed PoPoZao Remix.
But, most of all, we want to thank all of the people we have poked fun at here on the Nacle, most of whom are wonderful jolly good sports who can laugh at themselves. You are, by and large, a gracious lot and we would have you over to dinner if you lived next door, but you don't, but its the thought that counts, right? And, for those select few of you who bristle at being lampooned, we eagerly anticipate cutting you down to size every time you make a fool of yourself publicly.
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Congrats again.
That tears it! I always knew you were corny. Nice to find someone cornier than myself.
Who'd want to come over for dinner? A plate full of corn would probably just get hurled (at you!) or the porcelain god later on, anyway.
I hope you know I am just ribbing you! If you can't rib the snarker, who can you?
Mmmm, ribs. Glazed in a Peach sauce. Mmm, peaches.
(You knew I had to go there, didn't you?)
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