Major Poop!

DeTrain, over at UM, has taken his hand to being funnay by lampooning various prominent GAs, suggesting what they will speak about in this next April's General Conference. Naturally, the faithful are offended while the critical are amused. A predictable reaction to a droll attempt at hackneyed humor. Yawn.

Never one to turn the other cheek, lets try this again, shall we?

Major Scoop!

We here at SN are willing to spare no effort to please the Bloggernacle. In order to get a partial agenda for April's Bloggernacle Dissident Conference, we roughed up a blog administrator, impersonated the corpse of Miranda Park-Jones, and distracted the Founders Committee with a delicious slice of humble pie.

Death-Train: "Picking at motes is easier than repenting, and I am all about doing the easy thing, just look at me."

Ned Flanders: "Why serving a mission when you shouldn't have proves God doesn't exist."

Watt Mahoun: "Post-Mormon and Post-Modern:How to justify the rationale of the name of your blog by redefining the meaning of words."

Spear and Magic Hellmut Lotz: "Reinterpreting the Gospel to fit your Political and Religious Agenda:How to learn enough to convince yourself you are right and everyone else is wrong, but not enough to realize you are wrong, and promote yourself all the way."

Dangerously Lazy Mike: "Advanced Fence Sitting, have your cake and eat it too."

Crystal: "Being a Molly Sucks:One foot in the world"