FAQ / FLI (Frequently Lobbed Insults)

Snark? Huh?
Read here. And here.

So what's this site about, anyway?
We exist to help the personalities of the Bloggernacle take themselves a little less seriously.

Why do you always seem to pick on [insert blog/blogger name here]?
Why do they keep providing such easy snark fodder? If it's any consolation, it gets boring repeatedly snarking the same target. We like variety in our diet, too.

Sometimes you're [mean] [offensive] [judgemental].
Just like the Bloggernacle, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

You obviously don't understand that scripture about "judge not lest ye be judged"!
I know, right?

You guys need to [take your meds] [get a girlfriend] [get some action] [etc]!
Agreed.

Who appointed you to be the traffic cops of the 'Nacle?
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that we were to carry Excalibur. That is why we are your snarks.

Instead of wasting your time on a blog, shouldn't you be [studying your scriptures] [doing your home teaching] [working] [taking care of your parents/kids/spouse/family] [exercising] [repenting]?
Probably. By the way, nice to meet you Pot; I'm kettle.

Why didn't you snark [insert blog post here]?
Though we aspire to be omniscient, even we snarks have our limitations. You can always send tips to SnarkTeam at gmail dot com.

Who are you guys, anyway?
Let's just say we're concerned citizens of the bloggernacle.

What kind of name is "Dazzle" or "Shizzle"?
Slavic.

Are you guys as good looking as I imagine?
Even more so. We'd post our pictures, but we don't want to be responsible for faithful women leaving their husbands.