The Bloggernacle is full of people recovering from issues related to a rough childhood. Some had to deal with playground bullies. Others had to find a path through the man-infested school systems to fulfill their feminist birthright.
Mormon Mentality’s Tagore evidently had his Winnie the Pooh doll stolen from his playroom. Perhaps he wanted to be Tigger, only to realize there could only be one Tigger and he would never rate the stripes. Whatever the reason, Tagore hates Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Eeyore, and don’t even get him started on Piglet.
Tagore’s post isn’t without merit. Now we know the underlying reasons behind adolescent alcohol abuse. So, if you’ve ever had to deal with the temptations of the bottle, it’s all Pooh’s fault.
Parent’s be warned!
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Amen, Shizz!
I've been to 100 Acre Rehab and frankly I think it's all Pooh's fault!
I thought it was honey and not Yukon Jack...honest!!! Oh, the humanity!
Please, someone, anyone, strangle Pooh, Tigger, Eeyore and Piglet before another innocent [well, I was at one time] child falls prey to the curse of the honey jar!!!
Skip Pooh, Tigger, et al. Go straight for Disney corp's throat.
Well clearly the feminazi lesbians (cough, facetiousness, cough) have infiltrated Disney for some time now, since "stealing the honey jar" is a lesbian euphemism. Haven't y'all seen *Fried Green Tomatoes*? (A lesbian friend had to point out the symbolism to me.)
I knew it! I love honey jars, therefore I must be a lesbian!
I do love women.
Hmmm...it's starting to make sense now.
No, I haven't seen "Fried Green Tomatoes". Seeing such a film is in direct violation of Guy Card Council regulations. Maybe I should ask John R. for a summary.
Awwww, that explains why DH won't watch it or *Anne of Green Gables* with me. (John R has a "metrosexual" card, I believe, viewed by many as an upgrade though rather intimidating in the apparel dept.)
There is no substitute for a valid Guy Card. None.
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