Nephites lived in Dinotopia...
[4:09 AM | 4 comments ]

...which would explain all those pre-Columbian carvings and paintings featuring dinosaurs with carts.

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Jack "Marlboro Man" Mormon said... @ February 5, 2007 at 8:15 AM

If I am ever blessed with the high and holy calling of gospel doctrine teacher, I can use this little celestial nugget of speculation to dazzle and defy the understanding of my stunned pupils.

Come to think of it, I'll bet the Loch Ness monster is a type of aquatic curelom that was cursed when it tried to help the lamanites win naval battles. Yeah, that's it! That's the ticket!

Steve EM said... @ February 5, 2007 at 9:35 AM

Send NDBF Gary to Dinotopia.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ February 5, 2007 at 8:22 PM

I'll bet the Loch Ness monster is a type of aquatic curelom that was cursed when it tried to help the lamanites win naval battles.


I retract all of the unkind things I have ever said and thought about you. You are officially an honorary member of SnarkerNacle Industries Ltd. But don't let it go to your head.

Doug Towers said... @ February 8, 2007 at 1:32 AM

Jack "Marlboro Man" Mormon

Your theory sounds like it came from some priest of the modern science religion. Oh woops, they don't call themselves priests do they?

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