Guest post: Mahmood Ahmadinejad
In the name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful, O, Almighty God, bestow upon humanity the perfect human being promised to all by You, and make us among his followers.
Noble Bloggers,
As HP/JDC and Ronan and Daniel Good Democrat and Connor Boyack and Guy Murray point out over and over, day after day, were we not faced with the activities of the US administration in this part of the world and the negative ramifications of those activities on the daily lives of our peoples, coupled with the many wars and calamities caused by the US administration as well as the tragic consequences of US interference in other countries; Were the American people not God-fearing, truth-loving, and justice-seeking , while the US administration actively conceals the truth and impedes any objective portrayal of current realities; And if we did not share a common responsibility to promote and protect freedom and human dignity and integrity; Then, there would have been little urgency to have a dialogue with you.
But as Bored in Vernal and John Dehlin want you to pray, fast and meditate in an effort to promote peace in Iran, by sending positive energy into the universe toward this situation, then I, President Ahmadinejad give thanks for your truth-loving efforts in not praying for troops and to expose scheming liar Bush for premeditated Murder on Iran through Zionest entity, which lies about Holocost to get sympathy while murdering Palestinians.
I, President of Iranian Peoples, accept positive energy sent through universe, and harness in righteous nuclear enrichment facility with your love and prayers to create peace-loving truthful energy which has no brake and no reverse gear to bring peace to Middle East, by driving Israel into sea and ending Zionist regime murder of Palestinian Diaspora.
Peace be upon you, Bloggernacle, for sending energy through universe to me. I promise to use this energy for peace to bring about Hidden Imam, Mahdi to rule in peace forever.
Be recipient of hugs and kisses, Mahmood.
7 comments
ahmadinejad,
I thought you wanted to hasten the conflict to bring the 12th Imam. Praying for peace is no doubt getting in the way of your master plan. Perhaps you need to rethink your position if the west is in on this peace thing, there must be a Zionist plot somewhere.
Anonymous,
Peace be upon you, and your children. While the Zionist enemy is everywhere, praying for peace is the same thing as praying for the hastening of the arrival of the Hidden Imam, blessed be he. Because the only way lasting, just peace can be brought about it through the Mahdi, blessed be his hame forever.
Thanks be to you for your most earnest and righteous enquiry.
Hugs and kisses be upon you.
Thanks for visiting my blog, Snarkernacle!!
Everyone, join us in our Bloggernacle fast for peace on March 4.
Isn't it "Ahmed"?
See now, this is why I keep coming back to y'all! That gave me a good fat giggle on a nasty day, and old Ahmadi scares me silly.
This reminded me a little of Mark Twain's "The War Prayer," except a bit lighter.
Dear Mr. Ahmadinejad,
Let me pass along to you a word of advice. Keep baiting the silly and irresponsible Boy Emperor. After all, Boy Emperor gave you Iraq on a platter. You've only got a year and a half left before Democrats come to power and you start losing your influence.
May I remind you of the threat the Fool Jester made to me the other day. He said to me that if I doesn't crack down on Al-Qaida in Pakistan, that Democrats, those evil terrorist-loving hippie doves, will reduce funding to my beloved country.
Listen to me, my friend and fellow compatriot in the hope of the return of the 12th Imam, keep rattling that sabre at the Boy Emperor. He'll give you Syria soon enough, and then you can reach the Mediterranean!
Your favorite dictator in crime,
General Musharraf,
Pakistan
Dan,
As a rule, I try not to politik on the Snarkernacle.
Seth R.
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