Beavis & Butthead Guest Post at Funniest Mormon Housewives
[4:37 AM | 9 comments ]

Beavis: Huh, huh, you said "come", huh, huh.

Butthead:Feminist Mormon Housewives? That reminds me of that Aerosmith video at the end where Steven Tyler is leaving all those hot housewives in lingerie. Housewives. Yeah. Huh, huh. Hot.

Oh, so very, very funny. In a guest post apparently written by the Deacon's Quorum, the gals at FMH troll new depths of puerile stupidity and call it "funny", "hysterical" and "hilarious". Hills=boobs. Get it? Haw haw. That was such a knee-slapper I bruised my thigh. How firm a foundation. Get it? Firm? I guess they are talking about their control top panties, girdles and padded bras.

Every time fMhLisa posts this rubbish we sit and wonder, "Could it get any worse?" And it does. Which, in and of itself, is stunning. But, aside from it being amazingly and astoundingly (fMhBeavis: huh, huh, you said "ass") bad, it just begs the question: How is this a "feminist" blog? Just because it is run by women? But if they act like teenage boys (always talking about porn, wanking, poop and smut) at what point is their self-applied moniker of "feminist" impeached by their own lack of feminism?

9 comments

Jack "Marlboro Man" Mormon said... @ January 30, 2007 at 7:06 AM

I nearly choked on my Post Toasties and spilled my cup of Postum after reading that one!

That was some serious HI-larity!

I gotta hand it to the crew at deFeminized Moribund Housewitches. They really know how to be crude, rude and unrefined!

Anonymous said... @ January 30, 2007 at 7:44 AM

Prudes.

Anonymous said... @ January 30, 2007 at 8:29 AM

heh heh. You said 'bras'

Anonymous said... @ January 30, 2007 at 9:56 AM

If I submitted a guest post about the law of chasTITy and the great plan of hapPENIS, do you think FeMaleHormoneLisa would publish it? That post isn't funny, it's just stupid. FMH continues to reach new depths of suckitude.

Snarkimus Prime said... @ January 30, 2007 at 4:03 PM

What is the deal with FMH letting a couple of ex-mormons run amok on their site? Kiss enough butts there and they let you do anything?

Anonymous said... @ January 30, 2007 at 5:31 PM

The mormon part is optional, the feminist part is not.

Anonymous said... @ January 30, 2007 at 7:34 PM

You nailed it. That is totally 12 year old boy humor.

Jack "Marlboro Man" Mormon said... @ January 31, 2007 at 10:30 AM

snarkimus prime,

Does that mean there is hope for me to get a guest spot on FeminaziHubrisMorons?!?!?!

Which cheek to I kiss first?

Hmmmm... and what naughty and boorish topic to write about first? There are so many!!

Snarkimus Prime said... @ February 1, 2007 at 4:54 AM

Segundo,

Kiss both cheeks, as long as they are the glutes.

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