File under: Crafty
[cue baseline from Led Zeppelin's "The Ocean"]
Well this guy posted to the Nacle says he is new in town
But the girls been sayin they seen him around
I thought they were right but I didn't really know
That guy sounded familiar and was talkin like a schmo
I think his name was Sep but they call him a schlep
I think I seen him in some bar doin country two step
The next think he said, "I'm kinda bananas
I got voices in mah head and am livin in Montana!"
We got into the cab of a rusty old truck
Smelled like an old man he said didnt cost him a buck
He said a little something about bein in counseling
So I made him stop the truck fore he needed a beating
I shouldn't have looked back man I'll always regret it
Something's going on and I'll probably never get it
He was crying like a baby - stupid dumb
It's just too bad that guy's a bum
He's crafty - he's gets around
He's crafty - he's always down
He's crafty - he's got a gripe
He's crafty - and he ain't my type
He's crafty
12 comments
Snarky: Thanks for saying something about this. It is about time that someone did. I am soooo tired of this sort of thing happening without anyone saying ANYTHING. Of course, we could never expect to read this sort of honesty at OTHER blogs. Your post is just soooooooo funny. I mean, really, you are so cool and awesome. Thanks for doing everything that you do.
Keep it up!!
Yeah, so lets all figure out which permabore dingbat is my biggest fan? Hmmm, the comments are redundant and unoriginal and try very hard to be funny and fail miserably, so it must either be Kaimi or Nate...or Adam...or Frank...or Ben. Wow, this is going to be harder than I thought.
Snarky rocks! Snarky rocks! Snarky rocks! Snarky rocks! Snarky rocks!
Oh, look, another permabore reader! It must be Heather and Nate Oman then, or maybe Kaimi and Mardell. Isn't that sweet?
You know, no matter how much these T&Stards want people to boycott the SnarkerNacle, they just cannot bring themselves to actually do it themselves. They are so vain, they simply cannot help but read about themselves, even if it is unflattering.
I'm still waiting for a Snarkette/Paris Hilton video.
I am not Heather or Nate, or Kaimi or Mardell, so I can't comment on whether they read you or not. But I'm flattered that you would think so.....
(To the tune of Simon and Garfunkel's SOUNDS OF SILENCE)
Hello, Snarkness, my old friend
I’m here to snark with you again.
Oh, Snarky’s snar-kee writing
Just like a sick lamb’s bleating!
Watch out, because it causes bloody nose
Fits and throes
From the prose...of Snarky.
I still love ya, Snarky.
Keep up the good work and free publicity.
Brian G,
Touche.
Snarky's Other Biggest Fan,
Ah, but you don't deny being a T&Stard. You know, if you slobs spent half as much time coming up with original content as you do trolling other people's sites, maybe T&S would be the bucket of recycled pedantry it is.
Steve EM,
You would.
'maybe T&S would be the bucket of recycled pedantry it is.'
Did you mean to say wouldn't be? Please clarify. I know typos happen, I would never accuse you of making a mistake, my love.
SOBF,
If all you have is typos, you got nuthin, T&Stard. Let me guess which one it is: Frank (who has previously trolled on SN).
Snarky,
I just saw this thread and am here to assure you that you are, again, wrong. I'm neither of the above snark-lovers.
For somebody who is so into anonymity you sure get worried about other people being anonymous. Kant disapproves! Keep guessing though, it's cute to watch a smurf flailing around.
Oh, and when did I troll? I've commented a couple of times, but no trolling, sorry.
See now, I forgot again. The above comment is by me, Frank.
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