People, it's a joke!
It's okay if you didn't get the humor. There's still hope for you! As JNS 'splains: it's because of your education (or lack thereof).
Just get yourself a PhD or two, and then you'll realize my boy JNS knows his funny!
There's nothing like an inspirational story of faith to... conjure up the possibility of a lawsuit!
If only we had some lawyers in the Bloggernacle...