Announcing the results of the first, and probably last, Snarky Survey (Why last? because survey monkey wants you to hwarf up $20 to publish results online for the public, which meant the Snarker had to screengrab then edit the results and upload them to blogger, which was a pain). Just for the sake of full disclosure, the Snarker itself was not one of the fourty who filled out a survey.

So, overall, it looks like people don't hate the Nacle and each other, too much.

Apologies for the blurry images, we don't have much control over how blogger represents these things.


Q1 - OK, no real surprises here, it is good to see six people honest enough with themselves to admit they need counselling. We would have thought more people would be motivated out of boredom given the current prevailing state of apathy by working Americans.



Q2 - Good mix of people reading the Nacle, sorry about neglecting you students out there, trying to better yourselves. Now get back to your studies you slackers!


Q3 - Well, well, well, not as we would have predicted here. I was hoping at least one or two snarkers would have picked the bottom categories, but the vast majority are leaning towards the Nacle being more better than not. Those seven at the bottom there though...



Q4 - Only one for "Smelly"? Come on. I never knew we had smellvoyant people on the Nacle. We have to wonder sorts of smells emanate from the Nacle. Doo or roses? Other than that, nothing too surprising as being smart/educated and pretentious/narcistic correlate strongly, although it is plain smart and wise do not. I like that "sexy" thing. Shows someone out there has a vivid imagination.



Q5 - Eight bloggers are honest enough to admit to self love. Thanks to the four who are luvin little ol' me. And big luv to Steve Evans, Ned Flanders, and DKL. Those three DKL entries suggest he filled out the survey himself three times, once at work, once from home, and once from the local public library.


Q6 - OK, OK, just a little joke there. But, 23 did click "Yes" and 17 abstained, so as far as vox populi...



Q7 - OK, I am a little irritated I wasn't considered more irritating than some of these goofballs. I promise I will work a lot harder in the future to rankle sensibilities and be generally offensive, but only in a loving, caring, and sensitive way. And, apologies for not including more women into the mix.



Q8 - The majority clearly was in favor of not banning anyone, so that says a lot for the openness of the Nacle. The first Other comment clearly shows DKL responded to the survey. Thanks for reading, David, you rock my little world.



Q9 - OK, that one person up there at the top totally lied their head off, but its good to see fifteen people being totally honest.


Q10 - I have no idea who those eight people are at the top of the list, but they probably spend a lot of time attending Bloggernacle Snackers. Whoa. And we do hope that one person down at the bottom does get in touch with their inner child and come to grips with reality. Hey, its a rough world, we understand.

Thanks everyone for playin! I guess the Nacle is still a happy fun luvin place full of good feelings after all we have been thru in the past week or so. So that is a good thing, right?

Women are always claiming descrimination when they are excluded from all-male spaces, places, and activities. This is why men do not reciprocate. Even sensitive men and metros cringe and look away. Male readership of FMH will, no doubt, suffer and take weeks, even months, to recover. Come on Artemis, small ambiguous disclaimers at the top of the page only serve to draw more men in.

DKL says "I'm not dead yet!" as he is kicked to the Nacle curb. Struggling for relevancy and attention, DKL follows through with the answers promised to questions posed prior to the whole BoHsplosion.

Speaking of dead, Kaimi gets whacked for bringing up the whole BoH thing when everyone wants to dip into the waters of denial. He also offers up an Evans epitaph.

Eager to take over as BCC Big Cheez, Aaron Brown elbows his way out of the crowd and forwards the ever popular topic of Gay Mormons to race to the front of the leader pack. Over the next few days, Aaron will be introducing tried-and-true topics on Blacks & Priesthood, Women & Priesthood, Polygamy and Feminism, Historicity of Word of Wisdom, and a host of other predictable hot topics so as to establish his left-wing cred.

If the others jockeying for position over at BCC are smart, they will cast doubt on Brown's dubious orientation (no doubt Steve EM would lend a hand), and therefore motives and sincerity and objectivity, by pointing out his curious predilection for online transvestitism. But, hey, don't let me give you any ideas.

Stung by his own conscience over having fomented the BoH Takedown, Rusty now wants the dead-horse-beating angry crowd to lay off and remember we're all supposed to be a bunch of Christians. Come on Rusty! Thats not fair!

Look, all of you Nacle Bloggers, I am bored of snarking Nate Oman's weak attempts at humor. The rest of you Nacle Bloggers need to take up the slack and reduce quality and increase quantity, so my job will be easier. Look people, I cannot make a sow's ear from a silk purse here. So churn out more ad libbed nonsense on subjects you know nothing about, and interject more lame jokes and wierd tangents, OK?

Look, I can provide a valuable service. You inadvertantly post something stupid, and then people call you on it, and then you say "Hey, that was so obviously stupid, I did it on purpose, just to see what the Bloggernacle Snarker would do with it. DUH!" Recognize the utility of such a thing to do a little CYA. Work with me. Its in your own best interest.

Hey, here it is, just what you have been waiting for! A snarky survey on the Bloggernacle! Forget about polite questions, get out your steak knives and get ready to cut to the chase!

Click here to take survey Hit it!

Results in a couple of days, or so.