Great Scott!

Everyone knows the world won't end until AT LEAST after October 21, 2015. I've known this since 1989, when I saw "Back to the Future II".

Relax, people. There's still plenty of time to repent.

What do you mean the Bloggernacle Won't Save Me?! And what exactly do you mean by "the Bloggernacle can be deceptive"?

Are you telling me that I should have been going to church, reading my scriptures, and paying tithing this WHOLE time?

And those people living in my house... uh, I forget her name, that woman... she has those kids who resemble me... you mean... I should spend time with them? But what about getting published in Dialogue?

Look, I read that article in the Ensign and MMORPG's aren't anything like the Bloggernacle! So the Bloggernacle has been practically endorsed by the brethren. I mean, Elder Ballard is totally into blogging!

P.S. But I TOTALLY agree about how cool it is to get a response from a perma! It's like a total thrill going up my leg! Once, a perma actually asked me for my email address! Swoon!

People, it's a joke!

It's okay if you didn't get the humor. There's still hope for you! As JNS 'splains: it's because of your education (or lack thereof).

Just get yourself a PhD or two, and then you'll realize my boy JNS knows his funny!

There's nothing like an inspirational story of faith to... conjure up the possibility of a lawsuit!

If only we had some lawyers in the Bloggernacle...