File under: Semi-solicited advice

Roo has a problem, and needs our help. I hereby tender my advice:

First, remember the counsel we receive in the New Testament:

"I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven."

Judging by scriptural reference alone, they're allowed to hit your house--penalty free--up to 490 times. We recommend you keep a log book and document the time and date of each ball that pelts your house or garden. If you can specifically document any past infractions, your tally will go up faster.

Now, ball #491? That's a different story. Display a banner on the side of your home indicating "Roo's new foul ball policy":


We remain confident that your home will no longer be the batting cage backstop.

Disclaimer: SN Industries, Ltd. semi-solicited advice is offered without warranty or guarantee. SN Industries assumes no responsibility for consequences resulting from use of the information contained herein or in any respect for the content of such information. Shizzle owes me $10. SN Industries expressly disclaims all liability for, damages of any kind arising out of use, reference to, reliance on, or performance of such information.

Bob, of Bob and Logan decided to try to shill his "brandnew" used books on BCC, as opposed to his own blog and it looks like he got shot down pretty quick. But, not before we could make a screen grab:



Hey, when your own blog gets no traffic, why not use your Author status at a big blog to make sure you get top dollar for your cast offs? Hey works for me. Anyone interested in some little white sun dresses with embroidered hems?

Having nothing else to discuss and nothing original to say, everyone else is now jumping on the gay bandwagon. Even The Wiz at MMW got into the action with euphemistic talk of twinkies.

Mokey see, monkey do. The only benefit of this is it will completely exhaust the subject for at least a couple of months once its all over and done with.

P.S., Kaimi, you are just upset the Snarkette ignored your pathetically weak, not to mention hypocritical, snark submission. Next time get a screengrab and send it in with your submission, then maybe we'll use it.

Yes, it is true, the Nacle is gay, gay, gay, gay. You know it is summertime in the Bloggernacle when nobody is saying much of anything and all the dead horses are trotted out for some extra beatings.

Won't be long before GeoffJ at the Thang writes about the theological implications of obsessively talking about homosexuality.

yawn...

You know, every time Team SnarkerNacle thinks about pulling the plug and shutting things down permanently, someone comes along and shows us why we are relevant.

We, of SnarkerNacle Industries LTD., salute all of you who love to hate us. You make us what we are, and give us the grist for our mill. Yes, every one of you who decry us in public and then send us snarks in private, who demand we be boycotted and then read us faithfully, who insist they haven't read us for months and then post scathing comments littered with profanity, who criticize us relentlessly for not keeping up quality and then post vomitous effluvia to the Bloggernacle. Ah, how we love you, almost as much as you love yourselves.

File under: Obvious

So, Adam G thinks its wicked to abort baby girls just because they aren't boys, and babies with Down's Syndrome and babies that might be genetically predisposed to homosexuality. OK, so its kind of obvious Adam doesn't like abortion. Sure, he might approve of it under some extenuating circumstances (PLEASE DO NOT ASK HIM!!!), but in general its a bad thing. Got it.

OK, so what other wicked reasons for abortion has Adam missed? If we beat him to the punch, that will end his string of nearly identical utterly boring posts and end his Abortion Trilogy where it stands. Let's see:

height
genetic predisposition to obesity
intelligence potential
hair color
genetic predisposition to 70's era music
excessive body hair
genetic predisposition to pretentious blog posts
blue eyes

What else? Come on people, let us all pull the rug out from under Adam and make him actually post something substantive (i.e., more than 1 sentence).

P.S., in case you didn't know, all babies are born with blue eyes, so that last one isn't serious.

BCC's authority on transgender channeling, Steve Evans, has written a Popcorn post on Girl's Camp. My best guess is he's taken an earlier incarnation of Jenn (of Blather of Heaven fame).

It seems as though some of his best work on the editing room floor - so with the new technological miracle known as virtual deleted scenes, I bring you Excerpts from Jenn's Girls Camp Diary.

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I've been here for a few days, and though I hate to say it, I just don't fit in with these other girls. Something about me is just...different.

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I can't believe this! I forgot, of all things, my razor! How embarrassing! I tried to approach my tent mate Miranda to borrow hers. Talk about a real Beeyotch! You'd think I'd asked her for her panties - which by the way are less than flattering.

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That Lisa chick - she's being a bump on a log. Refuses to participate in any camp activities and just stays in her tent reading Gloria Steinham.

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Today Julie and Rosalynde had a battle of wits in which they attempted to out-vocabularize each other. Its still going on with no end in sight. I'm not sure, but I think Julie is just making up words at this point.

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Mail Call! I know we're only up here for a week, but we get mail anyway. My only letter came from Ned Flanders. He's cute, but he kinda freaks me out. I dunno...the letter sounds like he might be seeing someone else. If its Maude, I'll just scream.

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There's a big commotion in camp right now...something about drugs being found...more later.