OK, things are slow. Time to drum up some fun of our own. How about a Bloggernacle Deathmatch, where you, gentle readers, decide the outcome!
There will be two elimination rounds. The first will be one-on-one combat, the second will be two group cage matches of punishing attrition, with the one winner from each cage match facing off in a final one-on-one no-holds-barred (including MStheP) struggle to the death!
What we need now are the participants, then deathmatches will be set up in elimination rounds. Nominate your paired combatants in X versus Y format! BCC versus M*? Prudence McPrude versus Steve EM? LDSSR Jared versus NDBF Gary? What say you?
Ronan Head vs Adam Greenwood
ReplyDeleteAdam Greenwood from the zeitcast VS Adam Greenwood from T&S!
ReplyDeleteHey me and Adam is so yesterday. How about Ronan vs. Wilfried for Euro-blogger glory? (Result is obvious: England vs. Belgium? Come on!)
ReplyDeleteJenn Vs. Miranda
ReplyDeleteJulie in Austin vs. Melissa Procter
ReplyDeleteRusty and gst in a PPV tag-team match vs. DKL (aka Hitler) and Arnold Layne.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing the Snarker doesn't delete comments.
I only delete comments if they contain obscenities or gross profanity. This is a family show.
ReplyDeleteGood suggestions people, keep them coming!
DKL vs Daniel Peterson
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to the fabled matchup between DKL vs Rosalynde Welch?
ReplyDeleteMatt Evans vs. DKL
ReplyDeleteJMW (and his puppets) vs. Steve Evans
OK, looks like a lot of people want to see DKL duke it out. How about some other people too? We can't have DKL face off with the entire Nacle, one by one, can we?
ReplyDeleteuh, DKL already did go head to head against the entire Nacle--in case you hadn't heard.
ReplyDeleteYeah, thanks, anonymous, I hadn't noticed.
ReplyDeleteWhoever left the puppets comment killed me. My laptop is still shaking.
ReplyDeleteHow about some brotherly love deathmatch? Jordan vs. John Fowles. No one can tell them apart anyway.
Also: Athena vs. Artemis (Greek showdown) and Athena vs. Minerva (Greek vs. Roman).
Random John wins for cleverest comment though.
We can't have DKL face off with the entire Nacle, one by one, can we?
ReplyDeleteSure, as long as he wins all the matches ;)
I was thinking you could have matches between the BOH characters and various blogs ...
Snarker, have you SEEN most of the guys in the 'nacle? I think DKL is the only one who looks like he could hold his own against your average everyday 98 pound weakling.
ReplyDeleteI could take DKL, I'd bite his ankles till he begged for mercy.
ReplyDeleteOK, Stephen, make the line up with the BOH character and the opponent.
Anonymous makes a good point. Who is the buffest member of the bloggernacle? Certainly no one that I've seen a picture of. Too bad Aaron Cox isn't real.
ReplyDeleteEasy, Snarker. No one said they wanted to see a contest between you and DKL. We already knows the outcome.
ReplyDeleteNF, that pic of GeoffJ with his kid dressed up as ninjas was pretty impressive, although Geoff was about to be emasculated, so...
ReplyDeleteAnon, GRRRRR! My bite is worse than my bark. Just ask my 8 fingered veterinarian.
C'mon, Ned. That was a self-serving question, wasn't it? Everyone knows Ned Flanders is the buffest member of the bloggernacle.
ReplyDeleteStella!!!! Stella!!!!
Can't you hear me yella?
ReplyDeleteBrotherly love deathmatches?
ReplyDeleteHow about Wilfred v. danithew. Kill 'em with kindness.
What about MMW against FMH?
ReplyDeleteGood additions people! Keep submitting them over the weekend, and I will set it up on SurveyMonkey for DEATHMATCH on Monday.
ReplyDeleteI want a fair fight. Bring on BKP and be done w/ it.
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